Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Randomize
