let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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