I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
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Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
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Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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