I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
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i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
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I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?