oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
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i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
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PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.