my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
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ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
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I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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