Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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