Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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