Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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