Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
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Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
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You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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