East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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