Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
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Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
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I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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