I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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