Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
All the doctor said was why
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
Randomize
