I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
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You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
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Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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