You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
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Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
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Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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