it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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