i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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