When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
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At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
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Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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