I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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