David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
