well you can't waste a boner
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
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