: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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