White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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