another moral hangover. fuck.
i think i have two assholes
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize