ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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