I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
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You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
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I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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