i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
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did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
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He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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