No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
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Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
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just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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