No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
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When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
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Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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