How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Randomize
