I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Just cropdusted the office
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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