So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
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You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
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You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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