I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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