she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
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dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
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I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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