I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
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Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
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You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
When are your genitals available?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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