all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I fill condoms, not promises.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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