Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
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i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
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I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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