are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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