this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
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Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
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I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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