On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
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Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
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He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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