dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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