I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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