Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
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Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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