how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
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There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
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Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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