it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
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After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
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Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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