Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
party gras won. party gras always wins.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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