she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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