# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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