I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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