I didn't shave. On purpose
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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