so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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