Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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