This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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