Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
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OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
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You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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