Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
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just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
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We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?