My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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