gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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