He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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